Conversation I had with my mom recently:
Me: I'm going to go to The Food and Wine Festival in Epcot when I get to Disney!
Mom: Oh, that sounds fun. Are you going by yourself?
Me: No, I'm going with my friends.
Mom: I didn't know your friends were coming to visit you.
Me: Well I wasn't talking about those friends. I meant my new friends.
Mom: Are you talking about people you haven't met yet and you're calling them your friends?
"If we did all the things we were capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves." - Thomas Edison